I would give you a 65% chance of getting eaten alive. 35% chance maybe the lion is just curious, get's disgusted by the piss and walks away. Taking a massive dump instead of a piss would probably increase your chance of survival around 8% . If you're wearing a stripped shirt that sort of resemble zebra stripes..maybe 5% chance of survival? If you're dressed in a realistic male lion costume then your chances of survival are greatly increased by maybe 74%. Dressing your self up as a female lion then I dunno. 33% of you getting eaten, 33% the lion leaves you alone, and 33% the lion will mate with you.
Of course not.
If the lion was going to attack before you peed, it would still attack you while you were peeing.
I believe he would tut at you then wonder off in disgust. Total and utter disgust
the first thing he would bit off is "guess what?"
Your nick name will be "Dickless"..........................
Lets say a wild lion is coming after you slowly and when close, what happens if you start peeing on him? Would he be disgusted and get away?
