nope, my man **** are a irregular octagon shape.
Why is this question in the pets category?
Nope not normal. However - this is the kind of affliction that can get you on the Ellen DeGeneres show or some TV with Doctor Oz.
My recommendation - have them pierced - and install warning cow bells.
This seems to me like you have Grapel-Tit. A common disease in women, which can be easily cured by slapping the tit into shape using flip flops. It is normal so don't worry, and make sure the tit is lubed up before hand
Over the past few years my titties have slowly been changing shape and it's now got to the point when they are an actual hexagon shape. They always poke my wife in the eye during hump time which causes her short term blindness, and on several occasions my titties have been used as a pizza slicer because they're sharp. It's getting out of hand so someone help me please? Is this normal?
